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Week One — You Get This
Real Fake Trivia Game

A full Jeopardy-style board built entirely around your team’s history, lore, disasters, and occasional moments of glory. Four categories. Five clues each. $200 through $1,000. The $1,000 questions are genuinely hard. We verified every fact. We are not kidding about that part. Click on any one of the boxes and start the game!

Coen’s Turnaround The Coughlin Surprise The Duval Debut The Urban Legend
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That’s Week One. Next week you get this →

Week Two — You Get This
Classified Ads

Nine satirical classified ads, three columns, all team-specific. FOR SALE. WANTED. LOST & FOUND. HELP WANTED. ANNOUNCEMENT. NOTICE. PERSONALS. OBITUARIES. The CONTACT line is always the punchline. Always.

For Sale

Three Previous Head Coaches — Urban Meyer, Doug Pederson, Doug Marrone — Filed Separately

The Jaguars had four head coaches in six seasons before hiring L. Coen in 2025. Urban Meyer lasted one tumultuous season. Three coaches came and went. L. Coen arrived and went 13–4, won the AFC South, and reached the playoffs with Trevor Lawrence having career highs. The era of coaching instability has been officially declared closed. L. Coen has signed on for Year 2. EverBank Stadium is still standing. Duval Nation has noted both facts with appropriate relief.

ContactL. Coen. He is the head coach. He went 13–4 in Year 1. He has a quarterback who posted career highs. He has Travis Hunter. He has Year 2. He is not going anywhere. Duval Nation has confirmed this is the preferred arrangement.
Wanted

A Playoff Win — Jaguars Have 13 Wins, Wild Card Loss to Bills Still Outstanding

The Jaguars won 13 games and the AFC South in 2025. They lost in the wild card round to the Buffalo Bills. Lawrence posted career highs. Travis Hunter, the dual-threat rookie, was deployed on both sides of the ball. L. Coen called it an excellent foundation. Duval Nation called it an excellent foundation with an outstanding item. The outstanding item is a January win. The Jaguars are addressing the item in 2026. L. Coen has the playbook open to the relevant section.

ContactJanuary. It has the Jaguars’ file. The file shows a wild card loss in 2025. The file is otherwise encouraging. The Jaguars would like to add a win to the file. L. Coen has confirmed this is the 2026 objective.
Lost & Found

Found: Trevor Lawrence — Career Highs Confirmed, Four Systems Later, Finally Arrived

Lawrence has played under four different offensive systems and multiple head coaches since being drafted No. 1 overall in 2021. In 2025 under L. Coen, he posted career highs in touchdown passes (29) and rushing touchdowns (9) while recording the fewest turnovers of his career. L. Coen said there is so much room to improve. Lawrence has confirmed he agrees. Duval Nation has confirmed they also agree. The four-system search is over. The right system has been found. It is Coen’s system. Lawrence is in it.

ContactT. Lawrence. He has career highs. He has L. Coen. He has T. Hunter. He has had many coaches before all of this. He considers the current arrangement preferable. L. Coen also considers it preferable. The arrangement is mutual and documented.
Help Wanted

Draft Capital — Rams System Adopted, First-Round Picks Not Stockpiled, Continuity Prioritized

The Jaguars operate on the Rams model — trading picks for proven assets rather than accumulating them. They do not own a first-round pick in 2026. An anonymous NFC staff member described them as ‘tough to figure out.’ L. Coen and GM J. Gladstone consider this a compliment. The Jaguars went 13–4 without a first-round pick in 2026. The model is working. The anonymous NFC staffer has since filed his comment. The filing is available for review. L. Coen has reviewed it. He is not concerned.

ContactL. Coen and J. Gladstone. They do not have a first-round pick. They have T. Lawrence and T. Hunter. They went 13–4. They consider the trade-off reasonable. The anonymous NFC staffer has been filed. The filing is comprehensive.
Announcement

Official Statement: Travis Hunter Plays Both Ways and Everyone Is Still Processing This

The Jacksonville Jaguars announce that Travis Hunter, the rookie wide receiver and cornerback, played both ways in 2025. He caught passes. He covered receivers. He did both in the same game. The NFL has noted this is historically unusual. L. Coen has noted there is more to unlock. Lawrence has noted Hunter is a remarkable teammate. Duval Nation has noted this situation is unprecedented in modern football and they are enjoying it. T. Hunter is also enjoying it. Both sides of the ball have confirmed his enjoyment.

ContactT. Hunter. He plays wide receiver. He also plays cornerback. He is doing both for the Jaguars. He has confirmed he is happy about this. The Jaguars have confirmed they are happy about this. The NFL is still processing this. Processing continues.
For Sale
Expired

The Coaching Carousel — Four Coaches in Six Years, Concluded With L. Coen’s Arrival

Available as a complete historical unit: the coaching carousel that preceded L. Coen. Four coaches in six seasons, including one who lasted one tumultuous year and several who departed under varying circumstances. L. Coen arrived, went 13–4, and has been retained for Year 2. The carousel has been officially retired. Duval Nation has filed the carousel in the historical record. The historical record notes it was not fun. The record also notes what replaced it. What replaced it went 13–4 in its first season.

ContactThe carousel. It has been retired. It has been filed. L. Coen replaced it. L. Coen went 13–4. The comparison is clear. The carousel has noted the comparison. The carousel is in the archive. The archive is satisfied.
Notice

Attn: AFC South — We Won the Division and Have Travis Hunter. Please Adjust Accordingly.

The Jacksonville Jaguars formally notify the AFC South that they are the defending division champions with 13 wins, a healthy T. Lawrence, and T. Hunter playing both ways. The Texans have Stroud and four first-half interceptions in the divisional round. The Colts have an 8–2 record and a rehabbing Achilles. The Titans have a new coach and Cam Ward in Year 2. The Jaguars have the division title and a two-way player. The AFC South has been notified. The notification includes Travis Hunter’s stat line on both sides of the ball.

ContactThe AFC South. It has received this notice. The Texans are the most talented team. The Colts were 8–2 before the Achilles. The Titans are developing. The Jaguars have the division title and Travis Hunter. The division acknowledges all of these things simultaneously.
Personals

Seeking: A January Win and a Deep Playoff Run — Duval Has Waited Long Enough

Duval Nation, lifelong, Jacksonville and beyond. Have watched the Urban Meyer season. Have watched four coaches in six years. Have watched L. Coen arrive and go 13–4 in Year 1. Have T. Lawrence posting career highs. Have T. Hunter playing both ways. Have the teal and black and the roar of EverBank Stadium. Would very much like a January win to go with the 13 regular-season wins. Have the foundation. Have the coach. Have the quarterback. Have the two-way player. Are ready to collect on all of this. Duval has waited. Duval is still waiting. The wait is almost over.

ContactDuval Nation. They have been through the rebuilding years. They are through them. They have L. Coen and T. Lawrence and T. Hunter. They fill EverBank Stadium. They are loud. They are ready for January. January has received the message. It is reviewing the Jaguars’ improved file.
Obituaries

The AFC South Division Title Competition — Won by Jacksonville in 2025 With 13 Victories

The 2025 AFC South race concluded with the Jaguars winning 13 games — the most since 1999. The Texans, Colts, and Titans were each informed of the outcome. The Texans noted their divisional exit was separate from the division race. The Colts noted their 8–2 record was encouraging. The Titans noted Cam Ward showed promise. The Jaguars noted the trophy. The trophy is at EverBank Stadium. L. Coen has confirmed its location. T. Hunter has confirmed he is present at the same location. Duval Nation has noted all confirmations with satisfaction.

ContactThe AFC South division trophy. It is at EverBank Stadium. It arrived after the 2025 season. It is the first in some time. Duval Nation has made it feel welcome. The trophy intends to stay for a while. L. Coen has confirmed this intention.

That’s Week Two. The week after that you get this →

Week Three — You Get This
Top Ten List

A full team-specific Top Ten list. Completely deadpan. Treats every item with total journalistic seriousness. The list below is a sample. Yours will be specific to your team’s particular situation, history, and ongoing triumphs and disasters.

Top Ten Things You Can Buy for $24 at EverBank Stadium
  • 10.One domestic beer, purchased poolside in a cabana, because apparently that’s allowed here now.
  • 9.Parking, a Duuuval’s shout from the gate, past a banner celebrating the first division title since the coaching carousel stopped spinning.
  • 8.A Liam Coen playcall sheet, freshly laminated, thirteen wins’ worth of credibility attached.
  • 7.Half a Cuban sandwich, the other half reserved for whichever side of the ball Travis Hunter is playing that series.
  • 6.One teal visor, worn once, extremely confident for a franchise that just retired an entire coaching carousel.
  • 5.A commemorative “27-24” scoreboard replica, frozen at the moment the Wild Card slipped away.
  • 4.A Trevor Lawrence career-highs certificate, four systems and five years in the making.
  • 3.A draft-pick IOU, first-round variety, currently owed to several other teams under the Rams model.
  • 2.Four months of this subscription. Which includes 16 pieces of premium satirical content, a trivia game, classified ads, a children's book, and a staff that has tracked every offensive system Trevor Lawrence has played under since 2021 and is relieved to finally stop counting.
  • 1.Hope, sold poolside, teal and black, priced for a fanbase that finally has a January file worth adding to.

    • That’s Week Three. Week Four brings this →

    Week Four — You Get This
    Fake eBay Listing

    Seven team-specific fake eBay listings, ready to go every cycle, styled exactly like the real site — photo, description, seller, and current bid. The items are always something your team has misplaced, squandered, or never possessed. Reserve has not been met, and never may be met.

    Vintage Helmet — TEAL — ‘The Coughlin Era’
    Seller: brunell_to_smith
    Condition: Historically Significant
    A classic teal helmet from the glory days. Remember when we were an expansion team that immediately went to two AFC Championship games? Now we are a team that loses Wild Card games to the Bills. It was a good run.
    $1,995
    current bid
    Referee’s Whistle — PRISTINE — ‘Myles Jack Wasn’t Down’
    Seller: gillette_stadium_ghosts
    Condition: Philosophically Compromised
    A pristine referee's whistle. It is the exact model used to blow the play dead when Myles Jack recovered a fumble in the 2018 AFC Championship game. He wasn't down. He had a clear path to the end zone. We were going to the Super Bowl. We were robbed.
    $2,018
    current bid
    Teal Visor — WORN ONCE — ‘The Coen Era’
    Seller: liam_coen_offense
    Condition: Cautiously Optimistic
    A teal visor with a Jaguars logo. Liam Coen wore this while leading us to a 13-4 record and an AFC South title in his first year. We actually have a competent head coach. We don't know how to handle this feeling.
    $13
    current bid
    Frozen Scoreboard — SAD — ‘27-24’
    Seller: buffalo_bills_mafia
    Condition: Structurally Unsound
    A stadium scoreboard showing 27-24, frozen in time. It represents our Wild Card playoff loss to the Bills. We went 13-4. We won the division. And we lost by a field goal at home. Classic Jaguars.
    $27
    current bid
    Empty Trophy Case — DUSTY — ‘The Drought’
    Seller: afc_south_banners
    Condition: Historically Haunted
    A completely empty, pristine glass display case meant for a Lombardi Trophy. It has never held one. It has been waiting since 1995. It will continue to wait.
    $0
    current bid
    Draft Card — NUMBER ONE — ‘The Prince Who Was Promised’
    Seller: trent_baalke_masterclass
    Condition: Emotionally Unavailable
    A pristine number 1 draft pick card. We used this to draft Trevor Lawrence. He is our franchise quarterback. He is supposed to lead us to the promised land. He threw for over 4,000 yards last year. Now he just needs to win a playoff game.
    $16
    current bid
    Pool Floatie — DEFLATED — ‘The Cabanas’
    Seller: everbank_stadium_faithful
    Condition: Enduringly Loyal
    A teal and black pool floatie from the stadium cabanas. It represents the fanbase that watched us lose a heartbreaker to the Bills but will still show up next year to drink heavily in a swimming pool while watching football. DUUUVAL.
    $904
    current bid

    That’s Week Four. Then comes this →

    Week Five — You Get This
    The Outer Limits Enquirer

    One team-specific Outer Limits Enquirer front page, every cycle. Completely straight-faced. It sells itself — that’s how funny it is.

    ■ Transmission Received — Parallel Universe Dispatch ■
    Outer Limits Enquirer — Jaguars edition front page
    Signal Strong — Standing By

    That’s Week Five. Week Six delivers this →

    Week Six — You Get This
    NFL Competition Committee Proposes

    Four new proposed NFL rules, each presented with complete regulatory seriousness. The title is always “THE NFL COMPETITION COMMITTEE PROPOSES:” followed by the rule name. Three to five sentences of deadpan satire. A new batch of four rules, every seven-week cycle.

    Official Proposal 1 of 4 — NFL Competition Committee — 2026 Season

    The NFL Competition Committee Proposes:
    The Feelings Rule

    Effective immediately, any player who is visibly sad after a penalty will be allowed to challenge the call on emotional grounds. The replay official will review the player’s expression in slow motion. If certified “genuinely devastated” by a panel of three therapists stationed in the press box, the penalty is waived. The Dallas Cowboys have already filed 847 pre-season challenges.

    Official Proposal 2 of 4 — NFL Competition Committee — 2026 Season

    The NFL Competition Committee Proposes:
    Mandatory Honesty From Coaches

    Starting in 2026, head coaches will be required to answer one post-game question with complete honesty. The question will be selected at random by a wheel spin. Early testing was abandoned after three coaches resigned, one cried, and Bill Belichick’s honest answer was legally classified as a threat.

    Official Proposal 3 of 4 — NFL Competition Committee — 2026 Season

    The NFL Competition Committee Proposes:
    The Participation Fumble

    In an effort to make fumbles less discouraging, any fumble recovered by the opposing team will now be referred to as an “unintentional lateral.” The player who fumbled will receive a certificate of effort. The team that recovered it will receive six points. Both outcomes will be celebrated equally on the official broadcast.

    Official Proposal 4 of 4 — NFL Competition Committee — 2026 Season

    The NFL Competition Committee Proposes:
    Announcer Accuracy Ratings

    All play-by-play announcers will now be graded in real time by a panel of former players. Phrases such as “he just wanted it more,” “that’s a football player right there,” and “you cannot teach that” will trigger an automatic fine of $500 per occurrence. Early projections suggest the league will be debt-free by Week 3.

    That’s Week Six. And saving the best for last →

    Week Seven — You Get This
    The Children’s Book
    A Landolfi Media Original

    A fully illustrated satirical children’s book, team-specific, written for the fan who has a child who needs to understand why Sunday afternoons are like this. The illustrations are beautiful. The subject matter is not. Both things are intentional.

    Your Team’s Complete Illustrated History — Included With Every Subscription
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    The Story of the Jacksonville Jaguars — Read the Full Book Below, Cover to Last Page
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    Jacksonville, 1995
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    “Why Does Daddy Cry On Sundays?”
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    In Development · Fully Illustrated · Coming Soon
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    “Daddy’s Team Is Very Special (Just Not At Football)”
    A celebration of everything a football team can be excellent at besides winning football games. The uniforms are nice. The stadium is large. The merchandise is widely available. A story about finding joy in the details when the scoreboard is unkind.
    In Development · Fully Illustrated · Coming Soon
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    A timeless bedtime story about a very special evening in December when everything was possible. The math worked out. The other teams lost. The tickets were being researched. And then the fourth quarter happened. A story about hope, arithmetic, and the importance of not checking the score too early.
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